Number two is the lie! The Franks are my grandpa, my uncle, my cousin, and my two year old second cousin. And I visited Shakespeare's birthplace that had the original stone floors (and touched them!!) and went to Holy Trinity church in Stratford where Shakespeare was baptized and touched the original baptismal font! Unfortunately I don't know Elvish, but I'm a nerd who'd like to!
I am gonna go with number three is the lie and hope you touched more things that the big W. S. also touched?
I'm also gonna go with #3 as the lie (but if it's not, I absolutely want to hear that story).
Number two is the lie! The Franks are my grandpa, my uncle, my cousin, and my two year old second cousin. And I visited Shakespeare's birthplace that had the original stone floors (and touched them!!) and went to Holy Trinity church in Stratford where Shakespeare was baptized and touched the original baptismal font! Unfortunately I don't know Elvish, but I'm a nerd who'd like to!