Number two is in fact the lie! I only have three cats ๐
I did live next to an old family cemetery, it was beside my neighbor's house (I had two neighbors, the three of us lived in a sort of triangle) and was only a short walk away (like three minutes tops). At the time my uncle was renting the place as the people who used to live there had moved away. He didn't mind me hanging out there as long as I let my parents know where I was going. I used to love reading the stones; my favorite (and the saddest) was that of a little girl. She had a beautiful statue of a white lamb on her stone. There was also a man who served during World War II buried there if I remember right.
I'm going to say #2 is a lie because living next to a cemetery and being spectacularly uncoordinated seem very on-brand for a writer.
I think #3 is too specific to be a lie, so I'm going with #2 as the lie. #1 is very interesting if that's true!
I'm going number 2. Please tell us about the cemetery!
Number two is in fact the lie! I only have three cats ๐
I did live next to an old family cemetery, it was beside my neighbor's house (I had two neighbors, the three of us lived in a sort of triangle) and was only a short walk away (like three minutes tops). At the time my uncle was renting the place as the people who used to live there had moved away. He didn't mind me hanging out there as long as I let my parents know where I was going. I used to love reading the stones; my favorite (and the saddest) was that of a little girl. She had a beautiful statue of a white lamb on her stone. There was also a man who served during World War II buried there if I remember right.